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~GAMBLING WITHIN THE CHURCH~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:55am

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

~Randy's Wife Problem~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 3:32am

Walking into his favorite bar,Randy says to his bartender friend "Pour me a stiff one Scoot. I just had another fight with the little woman".

"Oh yeah?" says Scoot, "How did this one end?"

~A Poem By Shotgunscoot~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 3:13am

"QUACK QUACK.. 10 WHITE 1 BLACK"
(Tale of The Dawg Attack)

Went out amongst the humans,
Stumbled and fell, into a crack
The only damage that was done
Was when I heard this Quack

~Hillbilly Ray Goes Fishing~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 3:01am

Hillbilly Ray's leavin a cove, well known for its fishing one day,with two ice chests full of fish when he gets stopped by an Arkansas Game Warden .

~Mayonaise Cake~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 2:26am

Ingredients:

2 cups of flour
1 cup of sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup of walnuts
1 cup of raisons

1 cup cold water
3/4 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon vanilla

~The Unemployment Office Mishap~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:49pm

Scoot and Randy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Scoot answered, "Panty

~No Quarry~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:35pm

(NO QUARRY)

(Verse 1 )

In the footsteps of time
I've walked in the rain
Tryin to keep my balance
To level out my brain
With pride as my map
And wisdom as a key

~ROCKIN COLT~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Sat, 05/24/2008 - 6:28am

Me and my guitar player Mike had just finished recording this song about "my son to be" Colt,when my daughter Jaime comes out to the Studio and tells me Michelle's water had just broke..

~GOING TO CHURCH IN MISSOURI~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Sat, 05/24/2008 - 5:05am

When I was visiting some kinfolks in Southwest Missouri a while back,I went to church with them.I couldn't help but notice their very big-busted organist.

"FRANKENSTEIN" (The Dog)

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Sat, 05/24/2008 - 4:48am

"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog
Bought him sight unseen
I ordered him straight from an Ad
In a Full Cry Magazine
When I first laid eyes on him

~GOD & MY GIRLFRIEND~

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Sat, 05/24/2008 - 4:13am

Many years back my 45 year old girlfriend had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked

THE NEW WAITRESS

Submitted by Shotgunscoot on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 8:58am

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said,
"I want Three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a
pair of running boards."

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